vineofficial:

Teenagers are so weird bc everybody’s horny and nobody’s having sex

(via derriqueen)

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

(via lasadeyez)

peble:

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

(via crrocs)

Ask me stuff?

dscourage:

the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me 

(via distraction)

aidn:

i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

(via goldave)